Medically-Correct Nursery Rhymes: Humpty-Dumpty
Humpty-Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty-Dumpty had a great fall.
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty-Dumpty together again.
Probably because horses make lousy surgeons, due to their faulty fine-motor skills and lack of opposable thumbs.
Plus the King’s men had never heard of a sentient egg, so they must’ve assumed that the gelatinous smear of protein with fragments of crystalized calcium carbonate was just a practical yolk.
