January 2011
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It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
– Chinese Proverb (via quote-book)
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December 2010
tumblr is for lulz: The story of New Years →
tumblrisforlulz:
December 31, 1801: Oi! An unspoilt year to ye for! 1801 wast atrocious!
December 31, 1915: My, oh, my! Thankfully, a new year to entertain. 1915 bid me unpleasant.
December 31, 1991: Well this year was awful. Hopefully, 1992 will treat me better.
December 31, 2010: 2010 fucking sucked. Fuck…
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Life may suck, but the alternative is unacceptable.
– Anonymous (via quote-book)
My new years resolution
sofapizza:
iamnotyourboyfriend:
will be 1280x720.
NERD JOKE FTW!!
/facepalm
12/16 The Daily Show: Chat with 9/11 First...
Jon: Gentlemen, you're all first responders. You were down there from the moment of the attacks, for the most part. Now you see the senate is filibustering the bill... A lot of the things they're saying are, 'Hey, man, it's Christmas, and we can't--and I want you to listen to this--they're saying they don't have time to get to this.' This is Jon Kyl talking about, Harry Reed wants them to stay and work that week between Christmas and New Year's *clip plays* So basically what he's saying is, I can't stay here and work between Christmas and New Year's. That would be disrespecting Christians and his family. Do you have any thoughts on that?
9-11 Responder (Firefighter): It just goes to show the disconnect, between those we elect to represent us, and those that get out there and do the work. Because I'm here to say that you won't find a single New York City Firefighter who considers it a disrespect to work in a New York City Fire House on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day.
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You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and to be vibrantly alive in...
– Indira Gandhi (via kari-shma)
"I didn't want to say goodbye. Now I'll regret...
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wwiao:
Spent my entire evening saving my computer from a nasty virus. The Vista 2010 “Antivirus virus.” Fun times.
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So my mom just came in my room and said "you're a...
dispenserhere:
Mom.
I’m on vacation.
I rarely leave the house.
What else am I supposed to do?
It’s this and video games. What do you want from me?
This is my vacation.